-The Biebz had more fun with Jimmy Fallon when they battled to
see who’s more awesome. Side note: can “hand hugs” be a real thing?
-Tentative congrats to Shakira, who’s reportedly expecting her first kidlet.
-Talk about a marriage made in hipster heaven! Giovanni Ribisi wed model Agyness Deyn, even though they’d just started dating in the last hour or so.
-Odd: Patrick Wilson just signed on to play Lena Dunham‘s potential love interest in Girls. (This follows news that Donald Glover may also play her potential love interest, proving that this girl knows what she’s doing when she’s casting guys she’d like to make out with.)
-In other odd casting news, goth rocker Marilyn Manson will star in the new season of Californication.
-Scandal! A fellow dancer claims Casper Smart is gay and just using Jennifer Lopez for fame.
-The Chris Brown/Drake bar brawl dramaz just won’t let up. Now Tony Parker is suing the nightclub for the eye injury he suffered during the melee.
-Joe Manganiello has shot down those rumours that he’s dating Demi Moore, giving false hope to women everywhere. (Not me, though. My hope is totally legit!)
-Surprise! James Marsden is becoming a daddy for the third time with Brazilian model Rose Costa, whom he dated briefly (possibly only for one night) after splitting from his wife. For most other actors, this would be a major bombshell, but I’m betting this will slide under the radar for the awesomly work-focused, paparazzi-avoiding Marsden.
-Kings of Leon frontman Caleb Followill and his Victoria’s Secret model wife Lily Aldridge welcomed a new daughter, whom they’ve adorably named Dixie Pearl.
-My favourite Hollywood odd couple, Aaron Johnson and Sam Tayl
or-Wood, just got hitched! In celebration, I’ll be watching the recently released Harold and Maude bluray.
-Everytime I read an interview or quote from Aaron Paul, I melt a little. If he keeps this up, I’m going to be nothing but vapor.
-Blake Lively has just been named the
boobs face of Gucci’s new perfume.
-Vulture ranked all 38 of Aaron Sorkin’s television characters. I would have put Sports Night‘s Dana a bit higher, because she’s made of awesome sauce.
-A new Dexter promo has surfaced.