-Rihanna is wearing a leather jacket — and absolutely nothing else — on the new cover of GQ. I think this is the part where we’re supposed to be scandalized or something…
-I’m guessing Keira Knightley wished she’d gotten a heads up from Riri before attempting a similar pose on the cover of Allure.
-Not surprisingly, the “other woman” in the Justin Bieber/Selena Gomez saga (she’s been spotted with the Beibz twice now) is getting hate-Tweeted by Beliebers.
-There may be rumours of him dating a Victoria’s Secret model, but the newly single Beibz covered kiss-off tune ‘Cry Me a River’ on the weekend. What could it all mean?!?
-But WAIT! Justin and Selena were reportedly spotted back together yesterday. My head hurts.
-This is sure to cheer the Beibz up amid all the drama: he could pass for a girl scout in the 1960s.
-It turns out that dating James Franco is exactly as exciting as you imagined it would be. He and Pretty Little Liar Ashley Benson went to see Skyfall — and both of them fell asleep.
-These photos of Mary Kate Olsen, 26, and Olivier Sarkozy, 42, packing on the PDA at a basketball game will make you squirm in ways you haven’t since that time Angelina Jolie tongued her brother.
-Speaking of PDA in the bleachers, it looks like Rachel McAdams and Michael Sheen are still going strong.
-Shine on, Liza Minnelli, you crazy over-served diamond.
-This kind of NSFW video about why MTV doesn’t play music videos any more is all kinds of great.
-New pictures of a scary-skinny Matthew McConaughey were floating around the web this weekend. I know it’s for a role, but still I worry. Eat a sandwich, ‘k sweetie?
-Also, did anyone else completely forget that he’s got another baby on the way? Just me?
-I really dislike everything about Jennifer Lawrence‘s look in this photo, which has never happened before and has left me confused and scared.
-Shia LaBeouf got into a bar fight in London…over a baseball cap. Seems reasonable.
-Ryan Gosling turns 32 today! Let’s celebrate with his sexy Half Nelson dance!
-Amanda Bynes says that despite what Jennie Garth claims, her former What I Like About You costar never tried to call her – but she welcomes the contact. Run, Jennie, run!
-It’s the most wonderful time of the year: the time when actors start gathering for roundtable conversations pre-award season! Here’s The Hollywood Reporter‘s chat with Matt Damon, Jamie Foxx, Denzel Washington, Richard Gere, Alan Arkin and John Hawkes.
-According to the MTV Europe Music Awards red carpet, ridiculously giant clutches are the next big thing, just in case you ever feel the need to carry around a lot of legal documents.
-Also, MTV EMA host Heidi Klum basically wore nothing.
-Kat Von D and Deadmau5 broke up, depriving headline writers of further Kat and Mau5 puns.
-Speaking of terrible headlines, expect a barrage of fisting/”tickle me Elmo” jokes now that puppeteer Kevin Clash has left Sesame Street after denying allegations of an inappropriate relationship with a 16-year-old boy.
-Nicki Minaj kinda makes sense here, which is really disorienting.
-Barbara Walters was super pissed after learning Lindsay Lohan cancelled an interview with her to chat with Jay Leno instead. (Sidenote: I am MESMERIZED by her face in the short clip Barbara showed.)
-Who’s that lady holding hands with Jake Gyllenhaal?
-Alyson Hannigan has been Tweeting photos of her and Seth Green reunited on the set of HIMYM, which makes me stupidly happy.
-Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel did some damage control charity work this weekend.
-The trailer for British miniseries A Young Doctor’s Notebook has landed. All you need to know is this: Daniel Radcliffe plays a young Jon Hamm!
