Drake and Zoe Kravitz Spark Dating Rumors

-Wait, Drake and Zoe Kravitz might be dating? But that breaks up two of my favourite fantasy couples in one fell swoop: Drake & Rihanna AND Zoe & Penn!

-Sorry, but not even your secret BFF Jennifer Lawrence can make the sheer dress trend work.

–Mindy Kaling wrote a very cute and encouraging letter to teen girls.

-Is there anything Brangelina can’t do? Their wine was just named the “best rosé in the world.”

-When I first watched the Kanye West video I thought “Finally! He’s learned how to poke a bit of fun at himself.” But the general consensus seems to be that this is a straight-up serious music video. If that’s the case, there aren’t enough eyerolls in the world (especially considering his recent performances of that song have been amazing).

-Who has more self control: Rob Ford or Alec Baldwin?

-Oh, and now Alec Baldwin is hate-Tweeting at Anderson Cooper. Classy.

–Variety’s feature on Emma Thompson makes me love her even more, and I didn’t think that was physically possible.

-God bless Jezebel for scouring Reddit to find the best stories from groupies.

-Although I still can’t quite believe that Armani managed to confuse Alfre Woodard with Idris Elba, it did spawn a very funny meme.

-It sounds like Frank Darabont still isn’t over getting fired from The Walking Dead.

–Jennie Garth has split from the guy you didn’t know she was dating.

–Evan Rachel Wood has no interest in telling you her son’s name so just stop asking, ‘k?

–Kate Middleton says Prince George is “growing very fast,” which is exactly what all new mothers say. Do you think she also spams all of her friends’ Facebook feeds with baby photos?

–Early reviews of Catching Fire are strong. Yay!

-Wait, so Kristen Stewart’s hideous tattoo isn’t just fake ink for an upcoming role? Uh oh.

–Chiwetel Ejiofor and Kate Moss‘s photo spread in Vogue is gorg!

-Betrayal has basically been cancelled by ABC, and I’d be surprised if Once Upon a Time in Wonderland comes back, either.

-Planning on attending Arcade Fire‘s upcoming tour? They want you to dress up like a fancy pants.

-Oddest headline of the day: “Coldplay’s Chris Martin DJ’d for Arcade Fire while disguised as a skeleton”

–New Solange!

-Just in case you were wondering, Roseanne Barr is still utterly insane.

-This is disappointing: Daniel Day-Lewis‘ son appears to be a homophobic jerk who thinks he can rap.

-These Orphan Black credits in the style of Parks and Recreation made my entire day.

-Deadline owner Jay Penske is taking Nikki Finke to arbitration. Oh, to be a fly on that wall…

–Franz Ferdinand has a new video out. I missed these guys!

-Speaking of new videos, let Sarah Silverman teach you about divas.

-Awww, crap. I want to give Chris Hardwick a hug now.

Meet Prince Harry’s Girlfriend, Cressida Bonas

–Prince Harry’s current arm candy Cressida Bonas graces the new cover of Tattler.

-In other royal news, critics aren’t exactly being bowled over by Naomi Watts‘ portrayal of Diana.

–Angelina Jolie is getting an Oscar!

–Someone stole Victoria Beckham’s bicycle. All together now: Victoria Beckham rides a bicycle?!

-This is going to dominate a lot of TIFF party conversation: NIkki Finke is indeed trying to take back Deadline from Jay Penske.

-Even though both were rumoured to be skipping it, Brad Pitt is coming to TIFF after all, and George Clooney reportedly checked into the Ritz.  Huzzah!

–Robert Pattinson just lined up his next movie: a film about James Dean. Sparkles not required.

–Evan Rachel Wood looks almost normalish for someone who just gave birth (by Hollywood standards, at least).

–Lamar Odom has left rehab after only one day. Khloe reportedly has no idea where he is.

-Sad news: Jack Osbourne and his wife just announced that they experienced a late-term miscarriage.

-I’m not sure about the styling on Jennifer Lawrence‘s new Dior ads. She looks a little alien-y.

-The Hanson Brothers will not take any lip from “drunk bitches” at their concerts, mmm-kay?

–Sarah Polley is fighting her fear of the press to rally support for the Canadians jailed in Egypt.

–Robin Thicke’s publicist is working overtime this week.

–Mel Gibson flipped out on a cop again because he’s Mel Gibson and that’s what he does.

–Liam Hemsworth is reportedly still mortified by Miley’s VMA performance.

–Miley Cyrus doesn’t seem to mind. She back to back-arching to pimp out her new album.

-I love and adore Joel Kinnaman (which is why I watched The Killing wayyyy longer than I should have). But I’m not sure if I can support a new RoboCop, even with him, Jay Baruchel and Gary Oldman.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Launching Wine Line

-There are not enough eyerolls in the world to cover this one: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are releasing their first wine next month.

-Meanwhile, he reportedly gave her breath mints for Valentine’s Day. “It is sort of a joke — and not.” It’s sick how much I want this story to be true.

-Also, expect the mommy bloggers to lose it when they notice that Angie lets her sons wear nail polish.

-You know that Harlem Shake meme that’s going around? Cute and all, but that ain’t the Harlem Shake. This is. You can also see it in these classic music videos.

-Fox is going to attempt to adapt the awesome British comedy Gavin & Stacey. Even the presence of Parenthood’s lovely Jason Ritter can’t make this seem like a good idea.

–How I Met Your Mother’s Alyson Hannigan has been granted a restraining order against an alleged online stalker. Seriously, someone dared to mess with this?

-Sad sitcom news: ABC has dumped Happy Endings on Friday nights, which basically means it’s cancelled.

–Lena Dunham looks great on the cover of Rolling Stone.

-Meanwhile, in wake of all the bullshit talk about Lena having a sex scene with the “out of her league” Patrick Wilson in last week’s episode, his real-life tweeted about it…and it was awesome.

–Chris Brown and Drake are suing each other. Of course they are.

–Matt Damon was a great sport on “Let’s Talk About Something More Interesting.”

-These Grammy Mini-Me replicas of Sunday’s red carpet looks might be the creepiest thing I’ve seen all week. And I’ve been riding the subway A LOT!

–Jennifer Lawrence turned down Inside the Actor’s Studio for reasons that are much too rational and humble for any actress to have.

-A paparazzi snapped a photo of the ultrasound pic Evan Rachel Wood was holding while leaving her doctor’s office, and now she’s justifiably pissed.

-It’s Valentine’s Day, which means Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman answer your questions on how to “engage in romantic love.”

-Meanwhile, Idris Elba’s Valentine’s message made me swoon. Seriously, I know now what getting the vapors feels like.

-In other V-Day discussions, which is better: You’ve Got Mail or Sleepless in Seattle? Fight!

-The David Fincher-directed official video for Justin Timberlake‘s “Suit & Tie” has arrived.

–Kim Kardashian covered up her baby bump with feathers. So many feathers!

–Bryan Adams just welcomed his second daughter.

–Burning Love debuts on E! tonight, but you can stream the first two episodes of Burning Love season two are here. Spoiler: Adam Scott dances in the second one!

-Meanwhile, E! just cancelled Whitney Cummings’ talkshow.

–Anne Hathaway says her fans booed her at the BAFTAs. She might want to look up the definition of ‘fans.’

–Matthew McConaughey is launching a clothing line, which totally makes sense for a guy famous for being shirtless.

-The Breaking Bad crew keep landing TV gigs. Dean Norris will play the lead villain role on CBS’ upcoming adaptation of Stephen King’s Under the Dome.

-Hey girl, Ryan Gosling wants to be your Valentine.

-Speaking of Ryan, the “honest” trailer for The Notebook is priceless. “It’s basically the Olive Garden of love stories.”

Penelope Cruz, Javier Bardem Having Another Baby

Javier Bardem, Penélope Cruz and in Vicky Cristina Barcelona. (Photo: Alliance Films)

–Penelope Cruz is reportedly pregnant and expecting her second genetically perfect child with hubby Javier Bardem.

-In other baby news, here’s Evan Rachel Wood‘s tiny belly bump.

-The 30 Rock finale was perfection, no? I also liked this interview between the guys who play Pete and Lutz. Did you know Lutz and the woman who plays Sue are married IRL?

–Matthew McConaughey says a Magic Mike sequel is “legitimately brewing.”  (I watched it over the holidays with my mother, who made me stop and rewind Joe Manganiello‘s pump scene. True story.)

-Who cares about football? Beyonce has released another video of her prepping for her halftime performance.

–Jennifer Lawrence says Jimmy Kimmel‘s producer got her a little tipsy before the show with tequila shots, which may explain why she told the story about her uneven boobs.

-Speaking of boobs, Lena Dunham says she won’t be showing hers on Girls any more.

–Kareem Abdul-Jabbar has written a review of Girls. I have no idea why, but I enjoyed it more than James Franco‘s.

-Meanwhile, James Franco‘s next project will be a documentary on Gucci, for some reason.

–Steven Tyler snuck into the American Idol auditions last night dressed as a (really ugly) woman.

-With one tweet, Ashton Kutcher just proved he can pull off his Steve Jobs role.

–Katie Holmes went bowling and this is news, apparently.

-Also, Katie‘s official reason for not showing at New York Fashion Week kills me!

–Lady Gaga‘s six-hour sworn deposition against her former personal assistant Jennifer O’Neill has been released, and it ain’t pretty. She called O’Neill a “hood rat” and a “disgusting human being.”

-I actually think I would love Rooney Mara’s weird dress if it wasn’t white.

-It’s cute how Nicole Kidman is trying to convince us that she no longer uses Botox.

–Vulture’s tweet says it all: “Serious Director David Fincher is directing the ‘Suit & Tie’ video for Serious Actor Justin Timberlake.”

–Miley Cyrus continues to try to convince us that she’s totally rock ‘n roll now by getting a tat from Kat Von D.

–Channing Tatum and Jimmy Fallon played with sticky balls last night.

–Liberty Ross is celebrating her split from Kristen Stewart-schtupper Rupert Sanders by posing nude in a UK magazine.

–Hannibal has been shooting next to my office for days and I still haven’t spotted Claire Danes! (Though to be fair, I’ve been mostly keeping my eyes peeled for Gillian Anderson.)

-Is a woman actually trying to stand up to Harvey Weinstein? Pray for her.

-This should fill your ‘bad mental image’ quota for the month: Katie Couric says Larry King once ‘lunged’ at her during a bad date.

-I don’t watch Downton Abbey but I still appreciate Sesame Street’s spoof of it.

Evan Rachel Wood & Jamie Bell Are Expecting

Evan Rachel Wood and Jamie Bell in Wake Me Up When September Ends.

–Evan Rachel Wood not only confirmed (finally) that she’s married to Jamie Bell, but she also announced that she’s expecting his baby.

-News that doesn’t suck: Beyonce is working with Justin Timberlake and Pharrell on her new album.

-Meanwhile, Beyonce’s GQ interview is, um, less than awesome.

-Has Jennifer Lawrence‘s streak of awesomeness come to an end? She reportedly split from Nicolas Hoult.

-It took me a while but I finally got around to reading yesterday’s New York Times piece “Here Is What Happens When You Cast Lindsay Lohan in Your Movie” – and it’s both amazing and not surprising all at once.

–Demi Lovato just revealed that she’s been living at a sober house.

–The Carrie Diaries gets Carrie Bradshaw’s backstory wrong, but I’ve seen the first episode and was charmed enough to let it slide.

-Awesome interview with Lena Dunham: “I’ve basically kept anything any male has ever given me. Just because someday I want to have evidence to show my children that I was a real Jezebel.”

-The Critic’s Choice were pretty boring last night, but I did love Marion Cotillard’s dress. And these photos of Emily Blunt sitting in John Krasinski’s lap.

-Speaking of the Critic’s Choice Awards, what the what was Famke Janssen wearing?!

-Holy crap, George Clooney and David O. Russell were photographed being civil!

-Did Britney Spears leave The X Factor so she could start a residency in Vegas? That can’t end well.

–Tina Fey is the latest celebrity to spend 7 Minutes in Heaven with Mike O’Brien.

-Speaking of Tina, this week’s 30 Rock goes down in the history books as one of the show’s best eps ever.

-Also, here’s the definite history of Tina Fey and Amy Poehler’s BFF-ship.

–The Vampire Diaries is planning a spinoff based on the originals, which I’m not sure I approve of.

-Why did it take so long for me to start following Rebel Wilson on Twitter?!

-Speaking of Twitter, Taylor Swift just used it to imply that she was recording a breakup song about Harry Styles (as if there was any doubt).

–Lady Gaga is clearly not a fan of Kelly Osbourne.

–Quentin Tarantino really, really doesn’t want to answer questions about violence in movies.

–Chris Pratt’s behind-the-scenes videos of Parks and Recreation are all kinds of great.

–Seth McFarlane‘s first Oscar promos are out. I feel like I’m turning into a Seth apologist but his nomination shtick with Emma Stone was funny!

John Travolta and Oliva Newton-John’s Video Worse Than You Could’ve Ever Imagined

-I can’t believe this John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John music video actually exists, but I’m incredibly grateful for the string of terrible decisions that made it happen. It’s worth all the premature wrinkles cringing from it will bring. I think I’ll even add this GIF to my sig.

-Our lady of GOOPiness Gwyneth Paltrow just said that she doesn’t think women can have it all. Gasp!

–B.J. Novak will guest-star on The Mindy Project. Is he single? Doesn’t matter — in my head, they’re going to get married someday.

-I had vowed to watch the Les Mis trailer every day until xmas, but that was before I saw this clip of Mariah Carey singing “All I Want for Christmas” with Jimmy Fallon and The Roots.

-Speaking of great Jimmy Fallon clips, he played a hilarious music game with Keira Knightley (with assists by Dave Matthews and Michael Buble).

-In other Buble news,  Reese Witherspoon will sing a duet with him on his upcoming album.

-Oh my god, this video of a drunk Patrick Stewart gloating about beating his son at pool is perfect.

-It’s terrible that hospital staff gave out details about Kate Middleton‘s pregnancy to prank callers — but the actual call is kind of hilarious.

–Stevie Nicks has jumped in to defend Kristen Stewart. If that doesn’t shut up KStew detractors, I don’t know what will.

-The first image from Evan Rachel Wood and Shia LaBeouf’s new movie has landed. She makes me want to chop all my hair off.

-Speaking of Evan, she’ll be costarring with the hot guy from Prom in 10 Things I Hate About Life.

–Russell Crowe is pissing off Robert DeNiro because he keeps being rowdy in the courtyard of a hotel DeNiro co-owns. Hmm..I wonder who would win in a fight?

-Awww. Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder went Christmas tree shopping together.

–Mel Gibson may reach out to Lindsay Lohan to see if she needs his help. Best. Idea. Ever.

-The guys from Parks and Recreation posed with the Indianapolis Colts. Pawnee pride!

-Has Jessica Simpson‘s pregnancy put her Weight Watchers deal in jeopardy?

-Speaking of knocked up Jessicas, Jessica Alba is denying reports she’s pregnant.

-Aw geez. Next week’s Parenthood has already turned me into a puddle, and that’s just from the promo!

–Jack White is slamming those reports that he slammed Lady Gaga in a recent interview.

–Taylor Swift and Harry Styles spent a second night together. Is anyone else getting a little skeeved out that the world is tracking their sleepovers?

-Sweet! Community is having a holding a fan convention on its actual set.

–Anne Hathaway is really confusing me this week. First came the oddly styled Glamour photo shoot, and now there’s the strange dress she wore to the London premiere of Les Miserables.

-In today’s real estate porn, Johnny Depp just bought a sweet new Nashville pad.

–Brandi Glanville and LeAnn Rimes are back to being enemies, with Brandi claiming her son got sick after eating one of LeAnn’s laxatives.

-This Tumblr pretty much made my life.

-It had to happen sooner or later: Rihanna is getting her own reality show.

-The youngest kid from Home Improvement was just convicted of DUI and drug possession.

–Jay-Z rode the subway, and he had to adorably explain to the old lady he sat next to why everyone was making a big deal about it.

Evan Rachel Wood and Jamie Bell Spark Wedding Rumours

Evan Rachel Wood and Jamie Bell in Wake Me Up When September Ends.

-Everyone may be talking about Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel’s impending wedding, but they’re not the only celebrity couple rumoured to be getting hitched this weekend. Evan Rachel Wood and Jamie Bell may also be headed down the aisle.

–Drake just graduated from high school. Way to go, Wheelchair Jimmy!

–Uma Thurman has taken baby names to obnoxious new levels: her new daughter’s has a whopping seven words (and one hyphen): Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson.

–Kristen Stewart‘s married fling Rupert Sanders was photographed hugging it out with his wife.

-Meanwhile, more photos(!) have surfaced of Kristen and RPattz together — and these ones show actual kissing. How were they taken at her house? Are paps actually hiding in her kitchen cupboards at this point?

–Joaquin Phoenix really does not want an Oscar: “I think it’s total, utter bullshit.” Well, if he keeps burying his amazing performances in mindnumbingly boring films, he should be safe. (What? Just me?)

-I recently had a 20 min conversation about all the cool stuff Bill Murray has pulled during fan encounters (the fake trailer, the from behind sneak-up, the guest bartending, etc) and we still didn’t cover it all. And now comes this handy guide to hunting Bill!

-Speaking of Bill Murray,  someone please stop the just-greenlit Ghostbusters 3!

–Fergie talked to Oprah about those rumours of Josh Duhamel‘s infidelity, but she didn’t actually say whether or not they were true.

-Potential shirtless Don Draper alert! Mad Men is reportedly shooting new scenes in Hawaii right now.

-Director Bret Easton Ellis publicly called Lindsay Lohan out on Twitter for missing a day of work on their new movie. And so it begins…again.

–Katie Couric just did the impossible: she made Tyra Banks look like a drag queen in comparison.

–Anne Hathaway made the sale of celebrity wedding photos slightly less gross by donating a portion of her proceeds to nonprofits advocating for marriage for same-sex couples.

–Jennifer Aniston says Justin Theroux picked out her ring by himself because “he just knows what I like.” Huge and gaudy?

-Was Demi Moore‘s camp in cahoots with People on their new cover?

-Uh-oh. It may be the best reviewed show of the new season, but Nashville’s ratings tanked last night.

-Speaking of Connie Britton projects, here’s the new trailer for The Fitzgerald Family Christmas.